My name is Cakewolf, I write to you from the dimension Cupcake X.
On July twentieth of nineteen eighty three, the cotton candy sky thundered like an army of bottomless bellies. The baker bears descended on us without warning--growls piercing our minds, creeping into dark places we've long forgotten. Some of us couldn't handle that madness the bears brought with them that day. Some of us fought it until they were devoured. Not me. I embraced it.
When I'm not battling the baker bears and their sweet toothed hunger, I hope to provide you with entertaining stories from my deliciously caked mind.